Wednesday, November 7, 2012

November in Armenia


November 3, 2012

My, how time flies!  I’ve been so busy the last two weeks, that I haven’t had time to write hardly anyone.  This weekend I do have Sunday off, so I’m hoping to do some catching up.  Lesson plans take up quite a bit of time, because I’m always exploring some new way to teach something in English.  Like in my Linguistics class, they have asked to learn medical, law, and technology terms for their exams.  Fortunately for me when the law request came through, I had planned a mock trial to help them understand how democracy and the court system work in America.  The trial was about Curly Pig and how B.B. wolf tried to poach him.  I picked a story I knew everyone would be familiar with.  I found out in the meantime, that they do not have jury trials in Armenia.  All trials are by judges who are often corrupt and susceptible to bribes.  Although we used a script from the Illinois Court System website for teaching law, we added quite a few things like picking a jury and giving a sentence.  My best class had me bending over laughing by the time they were finished and the parts they wrote themselves were the best parts.  In jury selection they asked questions like: Do you like to eat pig?  No, I’m a vegetarian.  Do you think all wolves are scary?  No, I like all animals.  Have you heard about the wolves coming into the villages and eating animals?  Of course I have, but these stories are for children, and I am an adult! Is it true that you are the pig’s lover?  They were quite inventive and understood what questions and responses they should give in very little time.  By the time our trial was completed the students could identify all important vocabulary in English for trials and all were involved!

In the meantime I started an Action Research project with another colleague in the hopes of getting funds to buy materials and novels for our university.  I have three beginner classes of high school and college students who are being taught English through memorization of dialogs.  Ruzanna and I are starting an English Lab that we will use to teach our students and to give workshops on how we use these materials.  This includes graphic organizers the students are making, Word Walls, posters, etc.  It will be interesting to see the response from all.  We started with the students on Thursday and they were totally engaged in the project with the subject matter being on their level and they could finally understand what was going on.  I’m reading them a story and while reading, they fill in their graphic organizers for animals, family, holidays, colors, etc.  After they complete these, they will write about the story using the graphic organizers and the Word Wall.  They are having fun and learning.

I cannot teach English grammar here or punctuation, because their students have been trained using British grammar which would only confuse them.  I would also have to be an expert in teaching British grammar to explain the differences, and if they start using the American forms, they will fail because their teachers don’t understand the difference.  For example in America, we put a comma before a conjunction in a compound sentence.  In British grammar they don’t!  They also learn to pronounce words using diacritical marks like we used to see in old British dictionaries, but I don’t think are used in America now.  They are soooo complicated, and we often have discussions about how I pronounce things, but then part of this is because I’m from the South!  I have to be careful and pronounce the “th” in words like clothes.  The Kazakhs told me clothes had two syllables and we never agreed!

Today is my first workshop for Elementary teachers at the Armenian Teachers Ass.  It will be interesting to see how many come and how they will perceive this lesson on Brain Based Learning.  Everything here is about 25 to 50 years behind!

Okay for all you people totally bored with teaching.  This is an interesting country with many facets.  While riding to Yerevan we pass through the highest area of Armenia in the mountains where many Kurds live.  Our university’s director explained that these people combine paganism and Christianity and have some strange habits.   You can’t tell them from anyone else, but they live in a farming community.  The Armenians have been so discriminated against that the last thing they want to do is discriminate against another group.  They leave each other alone.

I went to the Armenian Church in the hopes of sitting and reading my Bible for an hour.  I don’t understand any of the service.  Much of the service looks similar to the Catholic service but there are some things quite different.  They make the sign of the cross with their opposite hand and touch the ground sometimes.  I don’t know what this means and no one can tell me.  As the priests walk around the altar sometimes covered with a curtain like the Holy of Holies, they shake large disk on poles that have beads on them and sound like rattles.  The priest wears a gold habit with a hat that looks similar to a crown. The other members on the altar wear black hoods that look similar to something the Klu Klux Klan would wear.  I know it sounds sacrilegious, but it’s the most similar thing I can think of. Every time they touched the ground I sat down only to find they were still standing.  I never got to read the Bible except for the 15 minute sermon of the 2 hour mass!

About three weeks ago I started taking Yoga.  I go two to three times a week and surprise to me, my instructor speaks English quite well.  He learned it in India where he was being trained as a Yoga instructor.  He teaches quite differently and is very good.  He’s also a very religious person and explained some things about Armenia to me.  He said no one understands the church service, because it is in old Armenian which no one speaks.  He said during the Soviet era many Armenians became atheists and don’t practice any religion any more. He also said that there are now many different sects or religions in Armenians which have taken more people from the church. While we were taking Yoga, he used his prayer beads, and I asked him about them.  I have been surprised to find that Greeks, Catholics, Armenians, and Muslims all use prayer beads, and they all look similar.  Georgiou is very interesting though because he can tell you when you use the right fingers; the finger is connected with your heart and helps you in many ways. I call him my Guru, which he likes.  I will take a picture later and send it.  He looks like someone the Beatles met while in India, rather wild looking! He also told me it was okay to sit and read the Bible or meditate and not get up and down.  I’m so relieved.  I will get more just reading!

Two weeks ago we had our Broadway Night although it was at 2 p.m.  96 teachers and students came from two universities, and five high schools and colleges. Everyone really enjoyed it and had American punch for the first time also.  They were all involved in answering the questions on their programs and asked if we could have more events like this.  

Last week 25 of our students attended the Armenian Teachers Conference in Yerevan where I presented Games and Drama to teach English.  None of the ideas were new to me but helpful to others especially the students.  The teachers and students enjoyed the games and don’t do things like this here.  The game I used takes almost an hour and was based on an idea I found in a book that I expanded greatly on.  There was an online author there who asked if he could use my idea for his website.  I really should publish and get paid for these ideas!  After the conference Kristina who was my guest at the hotel, Alex, the Fellow from Gumyri and I, went to dinner at Dolmama’s.  It was quite good but also quite expensive.  We had a really good time and I’ve never seen Kristina smile so much.  After dinner we found a photo machine like you used to see all over America and took silly pictures.  The next day, Kristina and I visited the Armenian Genocide Museum.  It is amazing how much damage the Turks have done to people all over the world.  The Armenians have been persecuted more than most any Christians, because the live in the midst of Muslims.  It was once a large country and their symbol, Mount Ararat, can only be seen from Yerevan in the distance in Turkey.  They have almost no territory now or natural resources as most of it was given to Azerbaijan or Turkey when the Soviets were in power.

A word about the Armenian language, this is the most unusual language I have ever heard.  It is part of a language system which is called Indo-European which I am told no other language is part of.  It sounds like an old Biblical language and has sounds like those in Arabic or Hebrew.  Some words are from the Hebrew language like Shabat which is Saturday or Sabbath; I believe the same in Hebrew.  Other words come from old Sanskrit, and Aramaic.  It is very difficult to pronounce, and I was told the Armenians in America have a different dialect.  I found last night that I could learn Armenian on YouTube.  YouTube has been a life saver for me here.  I watch shows and all kinds of things on it.  I watch the news on my computer.  T.V. is really no use to me here because no stations are in English.  They are very unfamiliar with many things that are common knowledge in American like the Muppets, Sesame Street, the Three Stooges, so quite often they miss humor about things Americans would understand. 

They are basically grim people, and it is in their nature to be pessimistic and not smile.   This probably is a result of being persecuted, starved, killed, not having any jobs when they get a lot of education, having no hope for the future, and being poor.  What do you think?  Of course they think I’m quite curious!  When I enter the University, the custodians say, “Good Morning, I love you!”  My classmates at Yoga ask why I have such a young soul!  The ladies at the supermarket now wave and say, “hi” like many other familiar faces in town.  This is not something they are used to, and they giggle about it, but find it interesting and uplifting.  It hurts my heart to see people so downtrodden and not to be able to improve their situations, but I know smiles help and they appreciate it.